the fine print the fine print the fine print the fine print
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nothing short of that. No mailings from Emerald City are ever unsolicited. Unlike advances from our bartenders which are almost always unsolicited, and often unwelcome. But, hey, they're lonely, what do you want from them? If you ever
wish to be removed from our mailing list, burn 3 black candles at midnight around your computer while chanting "There's no place like home.....". Or,
you can respond to any of our e-mails with the word "unsubscribe" in the subject line. An equal opportunity employer. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Apply only to affected area. Approved for veterans.
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