the fine print the fine print the fine print the fine print
requesting to be on our mailing list. We will never give out, sell or trade
your address for any reason. Well, maybe for a million dollars, but nothing
short of that. No mailings from Emerald City are ever unsolicited. Unlike
advances from our bartenders which are almost always unsolicited, and often
unwelcome. But, hey, they're lonely, what do you want from them? An
equal opportunity employer. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead,
is unintentional and purely coincidental. Apply only to affected area.
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